I once dreamed of being Batman, but being a few billion dollars short and a keg for abs, I decided my next best option was marketing instead. Been at it for a decade since, feel free to read my resume for all the official stuff.
I met my cat-woman, Alexandra, in 2013 and our side-kick, Ace, joined in 2019. We love to travel, try new foods, and read our favorite books on those dreary, rainy Seattle days.
Words alone can hardly encapsulate the true essence of an individual. Luckily, you can learn more about the quirky and fun person behind the resume with this little video I put together from our family trip to the UK.
I have 10 years of professional experience with marketing technology
Princess of Russia
While Bruce is but a lowly serf, he has proven himself over-the-years to be a worthy subject to the royal family. I would highly recommend him to your service.
CFO (Chief Furry Officer)
Human is good. Walk me twice a day. Gives treats! Five paws out of five. Good investment. Woof!
Emperor of China
The peasant known as Bruce is a very hard worker and is highly recommended by my imperial self.